I'm Stuck In A Human Centipede For Christmas - 2014 Holiday Single

by Kirby Krackle

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"I'm Stuck In A Human Centipede For Christmas" is the 2014 Holiday Single from Kirby Krackle.

In a world seemingly gone mad, "I'm Stuck In A Human Centipede For Christmas" proves that the spirit of the holidays can be found in any situation no matter how dire...

Happy Holidays, all!

KK

Art by Matthew Fletcher - www.matthewjfletcher.com

lyrics

Woke up a hospital bed
Straps across my legs and my arms and my head
Some would say I’m better off dead
But me I see the positive in most things I guess

Chorus:

I’m stuck in a Human Centipede for Christmas
Walking on my knees with my new best friends
Everybody’s cool so I’m skipping breakfast
All the joy and cheer I feel it sinking in
Never thought I’d feel this way again

Caroling we sing loud and bright
Beats the other choice which is crying all night
Some would say I’m losing my mind
But when else could we make up games like “train snowball fight”

Chorus:

I’m stuck in a Human Centipede for Christmas
Walking on my knees with my new best friends
Everybody’s cool so I’m skipping breakfast
All the joy and cheer I feel it sinking in
Never thought I’d feel this way again

Bridge:

When you say *mmmmmrrrppp* I know you’re wishing me Merry christmas
When you say *mmmmmrrrppp* (ahh) Happy Holidays to you, too

Woke up a hospital bed
Straps across my legs and my arms and my head

Chorus:

I’m stuck in a Human Centipede for Christmas
Walking on my knees with my new best friends
Everybody’s cool so I’m skipping breakfast
All the joy and cheer I feel it sinking in
Never thought I’d feel this way again

credits

released December 4, 2014
Kyle Stevens: Vocals, Guitar, Centipede Struggles

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