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Teabagged

from Kirby Krackle by Kirby Krackle

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Teabagging, it's what I gotta do
It's not like I'm desperate to put my junk on you,
I'm just sick of losing and dying all the time.

Teabagging, cause I'm killed by little kids
I get so frustrated cause I can never win,
so when I finally kill one I want them to never forget...

I've only got a moment for this embrace,
when you can see my squating on your stupid little face
And I know that you'll respawn in time,
but for now your carcass is all mine

I'm ignoring all the rifle fire over my head,
but if I cop a victory squat then it's cool if I am dead
Because I know that in a second you'll find me again....
then I'll be getting TEABAGGED!
Teabagged! Teabagged, oh no, oh yea!

Teabagging, it's not like I am proud
it's just a result of not running with the crowd
I remember controllers with less buttons than my TV remote

Teabagging, not like when we were young,
back in the day we just played and played for fun
Now it's cussing and yelling and sniping you fellow man

I've only got a moment for this embrace,
when you can see my squating on your stupid little face
And I know that you'll respawn in time,
but for now your carcass is all mine

I'm ignoring all the rifle fire over my head,
but if I cop a victory squat then it's cool if I am dead
Because I know that in a second you'll find me again....
then I'll be getting TEABAGGED!
Teabagged, oh no, oh yea!

The world is getting teabagged
The universe is teabagged
Interplanetary teabagged
Metaphysically teabagged

Teabagging, it's what I gotta do
It's not like I'm desperate to put my junk on you,
It's not my invention it's more just a sign of the times.

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from Kirby Krackle, released January 29, 2009

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