Whole Foods Santa - 2015 Holiday Single

by Kirby Krackle

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One day I walked into the Whole Foods by my house and there was a Santa sitting in the lobby. He was smaller than other Santa's, but for some reason his photos were twice as expensive. Weird.

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You better not pout, you better not cry
But you can buy olives for $12.99
Yes it’s true
(Ooh ooh ooh ooh)

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice
He’s gonna find out who had quinoa last night
Was it you?
(Ooh ohh ooh ooh)

Whole Foods Santa
Is certified organic it’s true
Whole Foods Santa
Bringing kale down the chimney for you
So leave your cookies on the fireplace
But only if they’re fair trade
Whole Foods Santa
Is wishing Merry Christmas to you

A big red suit, you’d think that was felt
But Whole Foods Santa’s is made out of spelt
Yes it’s true
(Ooh ooh ooh ooh)

Trading in reindeer for a bio-fuel slay
Elves back at home eating tofu-satay
Woudn’t you?
What else they gonna do?

Whole Foods Santa
Is certified organic it’s true
Whole Foods Santa
Bringing kale down the chimney for you
So leave your cookies on the fireplace
But only if they’re fair trade
Whole Foods Santa
Is wishing Merry Christmas to you

So won’t you leave him a note on the shelf
With a big glass of almond milk

Whole Foods Santa
Is certified organic it’s true
Whole Foods Santa
Bringing kale down the chimney for you
So leave your cookies on the fireplace
But only if they’re fair trade
Whole Foods Santa
Is wishing Merry Christmas to you

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released December 15, 2016
Written and Recorded by Kyle Stevens at KK HQ in Seattle, WA.

Art by Peter Chiykowski

December 2015

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