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Then Again, Maybe Not
02:51
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You and I go back as far as I can remember when you told me you'd take
the world over and I did think you crazy but also you did look hot in
leather
I foiled your plans and took you to jail,
thought when you got out you'd work in retail
but this monthly dance I find we're dancing,
how bout less psychosis, more romancing?
Hey, here's a thought, when I'm done kicking your face in
You and me, grab a bite and some flirty conversation
Then again, maybe not
Remember when your magic made me pregnant, remember when you turned Africa Asian
Remember the kids album you released down under, but I still just want
your number
My friends they did tell me you're a nut job, but I have my hopes that
you're a beer snob
Others say your actions are demented, somethings wrong with me that
I'm attracted
Hey, here's a thought, when I'm done kicking your face in
You and me, grab a bite and some flirty conversation
Then again, maybe not
Even your minions say when we're done hanging out, in your hideout you pout
I think that means we should split a burrito
A night you and me, that's my one fantasy,
to connect truthfully and you'll find I'm more than
Lunch for a saber
Tooth tiger with lasers
Covered with razors
Hey, here's a thought, when I'm done kicking your face in
You and me, grab a bite and some flirty conversation
We could both split the bill, so there is no implication
Then again, maybe not
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2. |
Bite Of Another
03:38
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Please, Rescue Me
From this life that’s not dead or living
I was out walking dogs, next I knew
My left arm was bitten
Now I spend my days walking round late at night
Friends say my skin these days it ain’t lookin right
Now I walk with a limp
Some people call it swagger
And the smell of your skin
drives me mad with hunger
Changed by the bite of another
Changed now I get to discover
A new way to live and
I want you to all find out
Grapes, they’re on sale
I don’t care, I just want your sweet brains
You can keep, your chard and kale
I don’t care, you’ll soon see it my way
Online dating profile says you know I’ll treat you right
‘specially if you enjoy a real good bite
And we’ll walk on the beach, forever tell your father and your sister
and your mother that you ain’t coming home
Changed by the bite of another
Changed now I get to discover
A new way to live and
I want you to all find out
(bridge)
Changed by the bite of another
Changed now I get to discover
A new way to live and
I want you to all find out
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3. |
Booty Do Math
03:24
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Shorty, Shorty, Shorty
Won’t you add them threes
Math is a difficult thing
If you’re having trouble
You can count on me
See numbers can set you free
I get the frustration
With your situation
I’m here to bring the joy to
all the girls and boys who
Have more fun when they sing this song
I wanna see that booty do math
Addition, Subtraction
Let me see them Fractions
I wanna see that booty do math
Won’t you subdivide ‘em
Multiply and times ‘em
I wanna see that booty do math
Baby, baby, baby,
What’s your rate of change?
Numbers can be insane
Factor root sums and you’ll go far
Just like these old math stars
Stephen Hawking, Newton
Pythagoreas, Euclid
Two plus nine’s eleven
Minus four is seven
I could go on and on
Instead let’s sing this song
Addition, Subtraction
Let me see them Fractions
I wanna see that booty do math
Won’t you subdivide ‘em
Multiply and times ‘em
I wanna see that booty do math
I wanna see that booty do math
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4. |
Big Heart
03:38
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I’m here with a new proclamation
To rid the world of evil and super spies
And new hero for an apathetic nation
Like a Tranformer, more to me than meets the eye
But sometimes I do fear I’m under qualified
I don’t have powers, no x-ray sight
I don’t have wings, cuz I’m afraid of heights
I once tried on a ferris wheel in New York
I thought I’d maybe die
I’m not that strong, I don’t lift cars
I got no job, but I’ve got a big heart
Sometimes when I think I’ve been shot at
I pee my pants and cry
Once caught four albino doughnut robbers
Twice covered in grease by a chick named Duchess Fries
Three times I was knocked out by a mango from Kid Atilla
Man, I really hate that guy
But like my girl always says
What can the world expect
You only doing your best
But I always feel less
Ooooh
I don’t have powers, no x-ray sight
I don’t have wings, cuz I’m afraid of heights
I once tried on a ferris wheel in New York
I thought I’d maybe die
I’m not that strong, I don’t lift cars
I got no job, but I’ve got a big heart
Sometimes when I think I’ve been shot at
I pee my pants and cry
And when it comes, my final gasp
I’m hoping that my name will last
As a hero who stood against the bad
And never turned his back
But never did, I run way
And never will I save the day
Cuz if asteroids hit and make hippos fly
I’m not your guy
I don’t have powers, no x-ray sight
I don’t have wings, cuz I’m afraid of heights
I once tried on a ferris wheel in New York
I thought I’d maybe die
I’m not that strong, I don’t lift cars
I got no job, but I’ve got a big heart
And that counts much more than a square jaw
So tell your friends, with my weak chin,
I’m here to win
Hey everyone, I’ve arrived
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Raise your eyes, the world’s changing
Autobots, now’s the time let’s roll out of here
It’s been too long, we’ve let these vagrants
Co-exist, spread their wings, and relax their gears
So take form transform,
If you are a plane,
if you are a bus,
cause the humans must trust us
And time cannot wait for the day to come,
Decepticons we’re gonna hunt em all down
In the holes they make their home
in the deserts where they roam
in the washed out wells,
cause Primus forbid… Primus forbid they grow
Energon is where they’re headed,
If we don’t act this’ll last for a billion breems
We’ll leave the Ark in an astrosecond
And it don’t take a glitch-head to know what I mean
So take form transform,
If you are a plane,
if you are a bus,
cause the humans must trust us
And time cannot wait for the day to come,
Decepticons we’re gonna hunt em all down
In the holes they make their home
in the deserts where they roam
in the washed out wells,
cause Primus forbid… Primus forbid they grow
So come now and join our ranks
As we gather up our strength
Cause this cleansing starts today
No mercy will be shown
And the mech fluid will flow
So this path I must now own
Raise your eyes, the world’s changing
Autobots, now’s the time let’s roll out of here
It’s been too long, we’ve let these vagrants
Co-exist, spread their wings, and relax their gears
So take form transform,
If you are a plane,
if you are a bus,
cause the humans must trust us
And time cannot wait for the day to come,
Decepticons we’re gonna hunt em all
Decepticons we’re gonna hunt em all
Decepticons we’re gonna hunt em all down
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6. |
In Another Castle
03:00
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I’ve been riding flagpoles to make you mine
Been collecting coins since the birth of time
You’ve always been my main attraction
Sweet Peach you’re my satisfaction
Underwater chasing squid into the great below
Stomped every single koopa so that you know
I hope that you still have that pink dress
My one and only little blond haired princess
But what the hell is this? You’re in another castle it would seem
I’m getting sick of this, the truth, are you avoiding me?
So please a touch, a sign, to show me that you’re mine
My heart breaks more when I find out every time
A mushroom head tells me that you’re nowhere to be seen
I wonder if you think that my clothes are strange
Or wearing overalls every single day
The dirty biz my job entails
Saving you wearing raccoon tails
When I find I’m spending time with my younger bro
He always asks me why and I never know
I put my life in danger for you
Probably cuz one day I hope to…
Hey what the hell is this? You’re in another castle it would seem
I’m getting sick of this, the truth, are you avoiding me?
So please a touch, a sign, to show me that you’re mine
My heart breaks more when I find out every time
A mushroom head tells me that you’re nowhere to be seen
(whistle verse)
So what the hell is this? You’re in another castle it would seem
I’m getting sick of this, the truth, are you avoiding me?
So please a touch, a sign, to show me that you’re mine
My heart breaks more when I find out every time
A mushroom head tells me that you’re nowhere to be seen
I apologize if I seem stressed out
It’s just I can’t imagine my life without
You in it and my heart is yearning
So baby you can bet I’ll keep on searching
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7. |
Nerd Money
03:52
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Just last week I was feeling lucky so I bought
Lotto tickets 45 mil. was the pot
And I won it, didn’t believe it
Then I spent it, on nerd shit
So I bought Cerebro and a golden wrapped lasso
And a Stark Tower condo, got my bones Adamantium bondo
And it went fast, didn’t take long
Called Jim Lee, got him on the phone
Called Jim Lee, got him on the phone
Called Jim Lee to paint my living room baby
I’d no idea zoning codes and permits were so hard
To build a Millenium Falcon out in your back yard
Then fly it, to Hawaii
Where I bought my vacation home
If I got credits, they gonna get spent
So I bought a Tardis and a Robocop guards it
And a ruby quartz visor, classes from Gandalf made me wiser
And it spent fast, didn’t take long
Called Joss Whedon, got him on the phone
Called Joss Whedon, got him on the phone
Called Joss, hey write my biopic baby
Bags and boards? Screw that I’ll buy a store
Cruise ‘round in Ecto-1, make MMOs for fun
My friends they had a laugh, said long this couldn’t last
True words they had spoke, cuz soon I was broke
I took the Falcon apart so that I could begin
to pay for my adamantium skeleton poisoning
I pawned my visor, condo
Tardis and golden lasso
Some did say I was doomed from the start
Nerds and money will part
We’ve got spending hearts
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8. |
Super Powered Love
02:46
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My super powered girlfriend likes the radio
I know that I love her so I tell her so
When she flies half a world away
I worry about my super powered girlfriend
And though I know she'll be okay
It's hard to have a love, a super powered love
My super powered girlfriend likes the radio
I know that I love her so I tell her so
Sweet girl please rescue me
And I'll sing you your favorite song
My super powered girlfriend likes the radio
When she flies half a world away
I worry about my super powered girlfriend
And though I know she'll be okay
It's hard to water plants
when she's out saving France
But she'll bring back some wine
We'll talk all night and dine
About the Guild of Truth
And whose a super douche
I wouldn't change a thing
Cuz I've never had a love
Never had a love
A super powered love
(solo)
When she flies half a world away
I worry about my super powered girlfriend
And though I know she'll be okay
I want to be there for her any way that I can
And even when she saves outer space
I worry about my super powered girlfriend
And though I know she'll be okay
It's hard to wash her tights
While she patrols the night
I find I mow the lawn
While she's disarming bombs
Then see her on the news
All looking hella cute
She winks through the TV
And I know it's just for me...
I've never had a love, a Super Powered Love...
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9. |
Comic Shop
03:31
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Intro: Kirby Krackle]
Yeah...
Uh huh
So damn nerdy
[Kirby Krackle]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Show you all the bills I drop
When I grab my pull list box
Wednesday’s when the comics drop (woah)
[Kristina]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Boy variants are what I bought
I'll keep spending all I got
Keep reading ‘til the series stops (woah)
[Verse 1: Kirby Krackle]
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You can wait for the trade or you can back issue on it
Appeal rising, as you go head off to Dark Horse
Reading Dr. Horrible and rooting for Bad Horse
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you reading X-Men, I'll be reading X-Men
Witchblade, FF, Usagi Yojimbo
Mainstream, Indy, or whatever you into
Got my eye on you, I’m the Strange Doctor
Have your friends teasing you 'bout how nerdy I gotcha
Wanna test my geek knowledge, girl, no problem
Like Batman’s crime scenes, girl I’ll solve ‘em
I'm a seasoned vet when it comes to this place
They know me by name, they get me birthday cake
I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
There were a ton of Iron Fists yeah before Danny Rand (ha ha)
[Kirby Krackle]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Show you all the bills I drop
When I grab my pull list box
Wednesday’s when the comics drop (woah)
[Kristina]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Boy variants are what I bought
I'll keep spending all I got
Keep reading ‘til the series stops (woah)
[Bridge: Kirby Krackle & Kristina]
Girl what we read (what we read)
And what we buy (and what we buy)
Unlike other guys (other guys)
I’m ‘pressed with your pull list size (oh yeah)
[Verse 2: Kirby Krackle]
Read Walking Dead, girl, nice and slow
Wanna hear my favorite part, here you go
It’s when Rick _______ and a ______ jail
____ Governer _____ and they ran off
I see you walk through the door and the boys they whisper
It’s like a race girl to see who helps you quicker
Heads turn like a spinner rack gathering your books
Fanboys tripping off your nerdy good looks
You read the right books at the right time
Tastes congruent, your favorite heroes are mine
So reflective on the passing of the Elf
She bought a mini bust to put up on her figure shelf
As long as she ain't stopping, homie I ain't stopping
Buy every book on the shelf, bag & board ‘em and box ‘em
Hanging with this girl’s just like meeting my soul mate
Makes me wish every single day was a Wednesday
[Kirby Krackle]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Show you all the bills I drop
When I grab my pull list box
Wednesday’s when the comics drop (woah)
[Kristina]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Boy variants are what I bought
I'll keep spending all I got
Keep reading ‘til the series stops (woah)
[Kirby Krackle]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Show you all the bills I drop
When I grab my pull list box
Wednesday’s when the comics drop (woah)
[Kristina]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Boy variants are what I bought
I'll keep spending all I got
Keep reading ‘til the series stops (woah)
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Across the Rainbow Bridge
To the place where the old gods live
Father sits on throne
Near the place where the frost giants roam
In the winter time
Eating boar with goblets of red wine
And I feel at home
In the old stone halls
Where the warriors all stand tall
And they share the tale
Battles fought, both triumph and failed
And the goddess song
Both sung in a choir and whisper
And I feel at home
Two worlds, trapped in between like
The moon pulls the tides of the sea
Oh I I I
Asgard, heir to the throne or
Earth god, it’s my choice alone
Oh why?
Across the Brooklyn Bridge
To the place where the mortals live
Where they wear their hearts
On a sleeve of metal and stars
And I call them friends
Stand beside them right to the very end
And I feel at home
In the ways of man
I will never understand
How they laugh and sing
All the joy a touch can bring
And a woman’s heart
‘quires much more strength than Mjolnir
But I feel at home
Two worlds, trapped in between like
The moon pulls the tides of the sea
Oh I I I
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11. |
Needing A Miracle
03:41
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Hey there now, I’ll always remember
The time we met, in middle September
You had fallen down, and I was there to pick you right back up
You had grinned
Since that day, you know I’ve been watching
Above the clouds, and every so often
I can catch your eye and see you smile back cuz we both know
In the end…
So look up, look up
You know I’ll be there, like the wind
When the waves come crashing in
When you’re needing a miracle
No matter how long we’ve been waiting to begin
Yeah we’ll end up in the end
Cuz I’m needing a miracle
Time rolls on, I’m always the savior
From you, my heart it never does waver
Nor yours from mine, wrapped up in what someday we will be
You and me
So look up, look up
You know I’ll be there, like the wind
When the waves come crashing in
When you’re needing a miracle
No matter how long we’ve been waiting to begin
Yeah we’ll end up in the end
Cuz I’m needing a miracle
And I catch your eye and see you smile back cuz we know
In the end, end, end… we’ll begin
So look up, look up
You know I’ll be there, like the wind
When the waves come crashing in
When you’re needing a miracle
No matter how long we’ve been waiting to begin
Yeah we’ll end up in the end
Cuz I’m needing a miracle
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12. |
Open Up Your Window
02:43
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Open up your curtains and see the world spinning around
And everything you think you believe, and all the voices taught you
It’s hard to know, where to plant your roots and grow
So lay down your worries tonight….
Open up your window and see that love it’s flowin’ ‘round
Cause everyone is working on dreams, and worried they won’t come true
If you can, believe in the things that you can’t see
And lay down your worries tonight
Open up your heart now and feel, and sing out with a sound
So everyone can listen and see the light you have to share now
No right, or wrong, just a feeling oh so strong
So lay down your worries
So lay down your worries
So lay down your worries tonight
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I wanna live in a world full of heroes!
Not sit here counting zeros in a cubicle downtown
I wanna look out my window see ‘em flyin’,
And swing cross the horizon, as I cheer ‘em on so proud
Date Power Girl, keep staring at her face
Then call Colossus, and have him teach me weights
And then we’d exercise, I’d be one of the guys
Learn martial arts from Iron Fist and Wong,
Call Dazzler up and teach her all my songs
Oh I…
I wanna live in a world full of heroes!
Not cooking up these gyros, at my parents restaurant now
I wanna yell out, “Avengers Assemble!”,
not “Order up for Ethell! Yeah we’re out of Tzatiki now.”
Date Emma Frost and have her read my mind,
Or Magdalena, her Artifacts I’d find
We’d catch a symphony, it’d just be her and me
Call Bucky Barnes, and arm wrestle for hours
Visit Aunt May, and bring her lots of flowers…
Oh I...
Call Hellboy up and learn to smoke cigars
Meet Tony Stark at all the trendy bars
It’d be a guys night out, we’d make that wolfpack howl
I’d run with Flash and do a marathon
Vacation to the Savage Land for fun
Oh I…
I wanna live in a world full of…
I wanna live in a world full of heroes!
Have NPR and CNN describe the latest teams
I wanna tuck my kids in tight and tell ‘em stories,
Of super-human glory, while their sleepy faces beam
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